you’d know how talented my friend Mallory is who took my gravatar photo.

you’d wonder why my accent sounds so confused.

you’d likely think I talk gone-with-the-wind fast and full of superlatives.

I could tell you in person how much I loathe having to pick only one person to give a present to. But, alas, I ran out of fairy dust, the magic lamp has lost its oomphf, and the wishing well has run dry. So, without further ado, I present to you the winner of the Lisa Leonard $75 gift certificate of loveliness:

Will the lovely Rachel of A Steady Rain please raise her hand? You are about to
be Lisa Leonard-ized.

And last, but not least, if we met in real life you would discover how utterly inept I am at styling my own hair. I regularly think that I need lessons from a 16-year-old.

OK, your turn. Subscribers, wanna come over and share what we’d learn if we met you in real life?