If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be a rocking chair.

If I was a flower, I’d be a tulip.

If I was a store, I’d be Pottery Barn.

If I was a chocolate bar, I’d be a Cadbury’s crunchie.

If I was a household item, I’d be a laundry basket.

If I was a song, I’d be Crazy Love, Forgiven & Loved, or Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes – depending on the day.

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