Chug large quantities of Dramamine – otherwise, believe me, you wouldn’t want to be seated next to me for a 16 hour flight! Can you say “barf-a-rama”?!

Always place a hand on the plane as I board and whisper a prayer for the pilots.

Prefer an aisle seat.

Bring at least two Dick Francis books to read.

Recline my seat ever so slightly – even before take off.

Chew mentos – the pink are my favorites.

Sleep. I can sleep anywhere, anytime, for any interval.

Switch out my contact lenses in preference for my glasses. But not until my lenses have literally suction-cupped onto my eye balls.

Avoid striking up a conversation at all costs.

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PS: For my “why you should avoid me like the plague when I fly” post, you can click here and thank your lucky stars you don’t travel with kids.