(As transcribed from the text messages I received last week while traveling for work.)

And then the babysitter said, “I KNEW they were being too quiet while I was putting away dishes. Jack let Micah into the bathroom and they’d turned the tub into a luge.”

And then the babysitter said, “Geez, they’re sneaky! Needless to say…Early bathtime.”

And then the babysitter said, “Let’s just say there was a moment where I felt like General Custer.”

And then the babysitter said, “Btw, do your boys often pee on one another in the bath?”

*Sigh* OK, tell me I’m not alone; your turn…

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