Unattended two-and-a-half year olds will climb couches in the church foyer when your back is turned and grab onto the fire alarm for leverage. The alarm will ring a long, loud time. The Pastor you were shaking hands with minutes before will flee to get the “off” key. The key will not turn up, the entire congregation will. Everyone except you will laugh.

Consider yourselves warned.

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